Nikki Cox: Tragic Retardation

infinitely Retarded, now with more pictars!

Today kiddies, our fable is about beauty. Specifically how it fades.  A harsh working of nature, it is a calamity we all must face, but for some vanity cannot be so easily shed. . . as you will soon discover in a tale of tragic retardation I like to call (for the sake of time under such uncreative circumstances):  'Working Title.'

Remember Nikki Cox?  That bimbo from that Married. . . With Children rip off show called Unhappily Ever After?  The one with the red hair, the massive tits, and the inversely minuscule brain?  This chick:

Jugs McGee

Ah yes, now its coming back to you.

Yes, well we are gathered here today because these days she looks like this:

Yes.  Another victim of the surgical blade.

How haunting success can be. . . How dangerous in regards to looks, for as so clearly stated earlier, beauty like the tide will rise, and a person so accustomed to the delight of such waters will frown when in time, as it must, it begins to roll back.  Some will do anything to obtain it.  No doubt Cox got many jobs based on her looks because a) she had no talents other than looking pretty or b) men refused to see her as anything other than a sex object.  I'll quickly change the subject, for such a serious debate has no place on such a retarded blah-g.  The fact of the matter is had she other talents, she would have been able to assault the seasons and still bear fruit despite it being fall.  Besides she's not very bright either.

I mean she married this guy:

Bobcat Goldthwaith

Talk about no self esteem. . . She did however divorce him six years later and promptly married this douche:

Jay Mohr in douche mode.

And meanwhile, she was beginning to look more and more like the Creature from the Black Lagoon, her lips resembling those of some disgusting fish creature.  Paparazzi didn't help either, as they at times caught photographs of her looking a lot like those ugly people in that Twilight Zone episode "Beauty is in The Eye of The Beholder." That episode where they make it out to seem like this poor woman is ugly and trying desperately, through operation, to to look beautiful like all those around her, but at the end when they unwrap all the gauze from her face she is a classic beauty with flowing blonde hair and jewel like eyes but she screams, and the nurses scream and she's still ugly, because to them she looks so hideous.

Seriously, wtf?

Don't think for a second that I am being cruel or superficial, but there is very much to be said in that episode, ideas expressed no doubt more poignantly than I ever could.  My point is she's only thirty two years of age.  Such a young face so afraid of age lines that at twenty-four perceived age was conjured where there was none.  It brings to the skin a blemish of the soul, a dysfunction of the mind, the confusion of the heart kept concealed under emotion --  made visible by the naked eye with the help of plastic and foreign collagen.  Tis a strange scene that is becoming more and more popular.

Women walking around like monsters.

And thats all I have to say about that.

Happy Halloween