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Its Thursday night in Salt Lake City, Utah, and that means only one thing: its Hang a Faggot Night at Energy Solutions Arena. Energy Solutions Arena is the sports venue built to house 20,000 basketball fans, 56 Luxury Suites, and 668 Club Seats. Its built like a college arena, which is to say its small but well utilized, so much so that a polygamist and hard-core Jazz fan could keep an eye on his 13 wives and 14 children, without having to strain his eyes. The arena was constructed solely to help generate money, and until lately, it has been a rather luck-luster endeavor. A statue of Karl Malone sits out front, his visage captured in bronze, standing tall in a Jazz uniform, holding a hunting rifle and smiling proud. Another statue stands near by, John Stockton, his hands on his hips, his infamous short shorts well intact and preserved until the end of time. Mormons out front hand out pamphlets about their religion, amongst all the hecklers, the scalpers, and men behind stands selling programs.
Third Game of the series, Lakers and Jazz, fans adopting that usual mob mentality, yelling at players and booing Kobe every time he touches the ball. It is among their brethren that they feel most comfortable, as if their face won't be matched with a hateful slur of words or a death threat. When alone though, they are as fragile as fine China, as weak as waxpaper. Well known facts are that at any Utah Jazz game, there are at least 40 KKK members, 800 NRA members, and 250 self-admitted products of incest. . . and all of them sitting together, as if their respective clubs raffle em out at every hate-meeting. The camera pans the crowd, none of them drinking beers, most of them white, healthy. . . full of shit. A man leans over and whispers something into his daughters ear, rubbing her thighs suggestively, while wife stares out into the distance with half lit eyes. Much to their enjoyment, the Jazz lead most of the game, holding a slight lead at half-time. The half-time show, advertised as Hang-A-Faggot Night, is quite popular among Jazz fans, it often draws the biggest audiences and does much in padding the wallets of the brains behind the whole scheme.
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Faggot hanged, taking him exactly 2 minutes, 36 seconds to cease breathing and die... He was taken down and the dancers came out with a new routine set to the song "Soldja Boy." The Utah Jazz mascot, known simply as Jazz Bear tried to attempt a massive dunk through a ring of fire, but was shot dead midflight. A fan and apparent hunter, apparently was just looking for one more prize to hang up in his living room, which is already said to be festooned with skunks, various elks, beaver, hawks, and a giant moose head. Perhaps having a bear be the mascot for the Jazz team, wasn't such a good idea after all, beside the fact that a bear has nothing to do with Jazz, nor does Jazz have anything to do with Utah.
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The game played out with very little drama, the Utah scum playing just good enough to beat out the Lakers. . . The most frustrating part had to be watching these genetically retarded individuals enjoy themselves. The majority of them were all the products of decades of interbreeding, in the backwoods, along the creek, in dilapidated cabins by the lake. Its a wonder these people can even dress themselves. I half expected to see at any moment a redneck in a fresh new trucker hat, smiling gleefully among his genetically retarded brethren.
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genetic retardation: Retardation which is shared by blood and/or genes. Victims are said to be "genetically retarded."
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Its is no doubt that many of the people in Utah suffer from various different types of retardation, but none is more prevalent than genetic retardation. . . 80% of Utah is genetically retarded, most of whom live in and around Salt Lake City. . . This hotbed of retardation is said to have been the promise land for Brighamn Young and his fellow Mormons, all of whom have no doubt been interbreeding since their arrival 1847: a staggering statistic when you consider its current population of 1,686,703 people: all of the same blood, related some how by some way or the other. They're good people, with a love for nature, hunting, sniffing glue, and of course God. They are like any other family suffering from lack of a vast gene pool due to inbreeding: constant medical conditions, epic retardation, physical abnormalities, and a firm believe in some sort of God, which no doubt probably hates them...
Utah has been the home of such individuals as:
Third Game of the series, Lakers and Jazz, fans adopting that usual mob mentality, yelling at players and booing Kobe every time he touches the ball. It is among their brethren that they feel most comfortable, as if their face won't be matched with a hateful slur of words or a death threat. When alone though, they are as fragile as fine China, as weak as waxpaper. Well known facts are that at any Utah Jazz game, there are at least 40 KKK members, 800 NRA members, and 250 self-admitted products of incest. . . and all of them sitting together, as if their respective clubs raffle em out at every hate-meeting. The camera pans the crowd, none of them drinking beers, most of them white, healthy. . . full of shit. A man leans over and whispers something into his daughters ear, rubbing her thighs suggestively, while wife stares out into the distance with half lit eyes. Much to their enjoyment, the Jazz lead most of the game, holding a slight lead at half-time. The half-time show, advertised as Hang-A-Faggot Night, is quite popular among Jazz fans, it often draws the biggest audiences and does much in padding the wallets of the brains behind the whole scheme.
.
Faggot hanged, taking him exactly 2 minutes, 36 seconds to cease breathing and die... He was taken down and the dancers came out with a new routine set to the song "Soldja Boy." The Utah Jazz mascot, known simply as Jazz Bear tried to attempt a massive dunk through a ring of fire, but was shot dead midflight. A fan and apparent hunter, apparently was just looking for one more prize to hang up in his living room, which is already said to be festooned with skunks, various elks, beaver, hawks, and a giant moose head. Perhaps having a bear be the mascot for the Jazz team, wasn't such a good idea after all, beside the fact that a bear has nothing to do with Jazz, nor does Jazz have anything to do with Utah.
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The game played out with very little drama, the Utah scum playing just good enough to beat out the Lakers. . . The most frustrating part had to be watching these genetically retarded individuals enjoy themselves. The majority of them were all the products of decades of interbreeding, in the backwoods, along the creek, in dilapidated cabins by the lake. Its a wonder these people can even dress themselves. I half expected to see at any moment a redneck in a fresh new trucker hat, smiling gleefully among his genetically retarded brethren.
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genetic retardation: Retardation which is shared by blood and/or genes. Victims are said to be "genetically retarded."
.
Its is no doubt that many of the people in Utah suffer from various different types of retardation, but none is more prevalent than genetic retardation. . . 80% of Utah is genetically retarded, most of whom live in and around Salt Lake City. . . This hotbed of retardation is said to have been the promise land for Brighamn Young and his fellow Mormons, all of whom have no doubt been interbreeding since their arrival 1847: a staggering statistic when you consider its current population of 1,686,703 people: all of the same blood, related some how by some way or the other. They're good people, with a love for nature, hunting, sniffing glue, and of course God. They are like any other family suffering from lack of a vast gene pool due to inbreeding: constant medical conditions, epic retardation, physical abnormalities, and a firm believe in some sort of God, which no doubt probably hates them...
Utah has been the home of such individuals as:- Sam Walton, founder of Walmart
- Karl Rove political adviser to George H.W. Bush
- Warren G. Harding
- Nolan Bushnell, founder of Atari and Chuck-E-Cheese
- John Stockton, Karl Malone
- Steve Young, QB for 49ers
- Rosanne Barr, comedian, actor, dyke
- Donny Osmond, Marie Osmond
- Robert Redford
- James Woods
- Jewel
- Faye Dunaway
- Ted Bundy, serial killer
- Butch Cassidy, Mormon convicted of double murder
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